我30歲那年，獨(dú)自站在小鎮(zhèn)的十字路口，暗暗發(fā)誓，今年的任務(wù)，一定要找個(gè)媳婦，把婚結(jié)了！那年，我是孤兒，剛從美院畢業(yè)，一窮二白。

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    Iwas30yea

    sold,Istoodalo

    eatthec

    oss

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    ,sec

    etlyvowi

    gthatthisyea

    'staskmustfi

    dawifea

    dgetma

    ied!Thatyea

    ,Iwasa

    o

    pha

    ,justg

    aduatedf

    omtheAcademyofFi

    eA

    ts,a

    dwaspoo

    .

    我的妻子是媒人介紹的，我的媒人是我學(xué)校的書(shū)記，是個(gè)女的。叫青梅。她有個(gè)兒子竟然和我同名，但常年不在身邊，認(rèn)識(shí)我以后，我經(jīng)常去給她搟面條，做一些家務(wù)，慢慢的她就給我介紹起了對(duì)象。

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    isthesec

    eta

    yofmyschoola

    dawoma

    .It'scalledg

    ee

    plum.Shehadaso

    withthesame

    ameasme,butshewasawayalltheyea

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    d.Afte

    Imethe

    ,Iofte

    olled

    oodlesfo

    he

    a

    ddidsomehousewo

    k.Slowly,shei

    t

    oducedmetosomeo

    e.

    第一次見(jiàn)女朋友，我去了他的家里，我見(jiàn)到她的第一面，就說(shuō)，【這個(gè)月發(fā)了工資，我就有300元了除此之外，我是一無(wú)所有，我是孤兒】，如此坦率的，沒(méi)有吸引力的臺(tái)詞，沒(méi)有浪漫的，沒(méi)有成功希望的臺(tái)詞！卻是我的真心話！

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    th,a

    dIhave300yua

    .Besides,Ihave

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    a

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    att

    activeli

    es,

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    oma

    ticli

    es,

    ohopeofsuccess!Butit'smyhea

    t!

    媒婆當(dāng)晚問(wèn)我，怎么樣！我說(shuō)，中等。我第一次見(jiàn)到我的妻子，直覺(jué)告訴我，這是一個(gè)賢妻良母。和我見(jiàn)過(guò)的漂亮的劇團(tuán)美女，美院的美女都不一樣。是個(gè)過(guò)日子的人。媒人說(shuō)，那就定了！我說(shuō)好！

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    askedmethat

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    stmetmywife,myi

    tuitio

    toldmethatshewasagoodwifea

    dmothe

    .Itisdiffe

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    omthebeautifult

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    dthebeautiesoftheAcademyofFi

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    tsthatIhaveeve

    see

    .Isalivi

    gpe

    so

    .Thematchmake

    said,that'ssettled!Isaidyes!

    第二天，就到老丈人家開(kāi)始拉風(fēng)箱燒火做飯，天天如此。

    The

    extday,Iwe

    ttomyfathe

    -i

    -law'shousea

    dsta

    tedtopullthebellowstocook,eve

    yday.

    第二年，他家有了孫子，我天天在北關(guān)5里鋪打奶，給她家當(dāng)了送奶的快遞！

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    ,hisfamilyhadag

    a

    dso

    ,a

    dIbeatmilki

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    Wulishopeve

    yday,a

    dse

    vedasacou

    ie

    fo

    he

    familytodelive

    milk!

    第二年，訂婚，沒(méi)錢(qián)，我硬是畫(huà)了兩個(gè)布景，給照相館，掙得600元，在康復(fù)路買(mǎi)了一堆衣服，便了事。那天，丈母娘看到床上只有那一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)可憐的衣服，不高興，便獨(dú)自在水管上洗衣服，一臉的失望。我暗暗發(fā)誓，今后一定要對(duì)丈母娘好。（果然，我所有的節(jié)日都要送禮物給丈母娘。后來(lái)，雇了一個(gè)保姆，丈母娘在我的家里度過(guò)了幸福的晚年，這是后話。）

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    ,a

    dboughtabu

    chofclotheso

    Ka

    gfuRoad,a

    dthe

    itwasove

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    -i

    -lawsawthatthe

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    lyalittlepoo

    clotheso

    thebed,shewasu

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    thewate

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    e,looki

    gdisappoi

    ted.Isec

    etlyswea

    thatImustbegoodtomymothe

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    -lawi

    thefutu

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    ough,Ihavetogivegiftstomymothe

    -i

    -lawfo

    allmyfestivals.Late

    ,Ihi

    eda

    a

    ya

    dmymothe

    -i

    -lawspe

    tahappyoldagei

    myhome.)

    結(jié)婚，定在元月，我倆坐上班車(chē)，到了西安，因?yàn)闆](méi)有家，便去了姨媽家，我上街買(mǎi)了菜，回到姨媽家做了四菜一湯，我在姨媽家便悄悄的完婚了。回到小縣城，老丈人擺了15桌酒席，他自己做的飯菜，好一片熱鬧！

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    Ja

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    da

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    .Becausewehad

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    'shouse.Iwe

    touttobuyfooda

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    tbacktome

    st

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    dishesa

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    'shouse.Backtothe**alltow

    ,theoldfathe

    -i

    -lawsetup15tables,a

    dthemealshecookedwe

    esolively!

    我的新房，是小學(xué)的一個(gè)房子，我用紅毛線，大頭針編了一個(gè)大大的雙喜，家具是我用假期畫(huà)宣傳畫(huà)，書(shū)畫(huà)班掙的錢(qián)1000元換來(lái)的。不夠，借了妻子300元，便有了一套家具，一個(gè)大床！晚上，小舅子拉來(lái)電視機(jī)，黃河牌的，風(fēng)扇，收音機(jī)，三大件電器!

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    p

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    edwoola

    dpi

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    edf

    omholidayposte

    sa

    dpai

    ti

    ga

    dcallig

    aphyclasses.No,Ibo

    owedmywife,300yua

    ,a

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    ,

    adioa

    dth

    eeelect

    icalapplia

    ces!

    到周公廟求子，道人給我說(shuō)了，你們的婚姻是自然天成，一個(gè)屬馬，一個(gè)屬虎，古人云，馬馬虎虎，便是好姻緣！一個(gè)是佛堂上的千年蜘蛛，一個(gè)是階下石旁的小草上的一顆露珠。千年修得姻緣在，會(huì)生頭胎便是女！虎女福如海，福報(bào)自然來(lái)。天生虎女有才貌，萬(wàn)事不愁自來(lái)消。

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    ium,youwillhaveyou

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    stchild,thatis,awoma

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    woma

    hasatale

    tedappea

    a

    ce,a

    deve

    ythi

    gcomes

    atu

    ally.

    上香上頭香，福報(bào)自然來(lái)。

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    youputi

    ce

    seo

    you

    head,blessi

    gswillcome

    atu

    ally.