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    秦腔的鼓像一個(gè)小鍋,鼓面只有小孩的拳頭那么大,用兩只細(xì)筷子一樣的竹桿當(dāng)鼓槌,打出的聲音干板一個(gè),清脆,明快。像秦朝的先人一樣,干脆的無比!打鼓的,絕對(duì)是一場戲的靈魂。戲里人的情感快慢,輕重,便在打鼓的手里激烈,溫柔。

    文戲,便用牙子,兩塊木板頂部用繩子連接,打鼓的一個(gè)左手,便搖響了它。輕輕的板胡,二胡,揚(yáng)琴,三玄,如歌如啼,把人的魂都拉到天上去了。

    武戲,兩只竹子桿桿,一個(gè)猛掄,銅鑼,銅镲,銅小鑼,便跟著叫喚了起來。只見武生們各個(gè)舞槍弄棒,跟頭連連,正是,銅鑼一響,黃金萬兩。

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    我的父親是個(gè)打鼓的,但是我一天也沒見過他打鼓,可是,我一天也沒有離開他,因?yàn)槲业膭F(tuán)先后有三個(gè)打鼓的,我同他們一天也沒有離開。

    第一個(gè)打鼓的好色,同他的女學(xué)生好了起來,在永寧山上旅游時(shí),被劇團(tuán)的人發(fā)現(xiàn),共青團(tuán)員們拿來繩子,五花大綁了鼓手,把學(xué)生害苦了,一生沒了正確的人生,沒人娶,沒工作,每晚在公路上攔截司機(jī),獻(xiàn)媚増加一點(diǎn)收入。不成想,有個(gè)司機(jī)的車剎車壞了,直接把她從馬路上壓死了!警察趕來,在她的眼里發(fā)現(xiàn)了打鼓的圖像,但是,打鼓的早已不在人間。警察百思不解!從那以后,國家就明令禁止師生不可以談戀愛。

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    第二個(gè)打鼓的好吃,每次集體吃飯,圓桌上的剩飯你們不用操心,一掃光!有一年,西安西門的一個(gè)老板,為了讓生意紅火,便在門前立了一塊招牌,誰能吃一百碗岐山哨子面,面單!哈哈,我劇團(tuán)第二個(gè)打鼓的一口氣一百碗!岐山哨子面是一口香,每碗一筷頭的面,白色的豆腐小丁,紅色的蘿卜小丁,黑色的木耳小丁,黃色的黃花菜小丁,棕色的大肉小丁,綠色的韭菜小丁,黃色的菱形雞蛋餅飄在紅油上!散發(fā)勾魂的香味!竟然吃了一百碗!??!老板的頭低了下去,任栽!心里罵著,狗日的能吃的很!

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    第三個(gè)打鼓的好財(cái),那年,單位集資蓋房,每人交6萬元即可獲得一套90平方的樓房!沒有錢,連600都拿不出來!他買了兩包煙,半夜三更硬是睡不了,蹲在床上吧唧吐煙,心想,咋辦!只有一個(gè)辦法,貸款!咋還?挖井!挖石油!天一亮,直奔銀行,50萬的貸款,從做舞會(huì)開始練攤,包了文化館的二樓,天天晚上歌舞升平,一度紅火!找鉆井隊(duì),打井抽油,竟然抽出了石油!把油裝上油罐車,坐在駕駛室,一覺醒來到了延長,卸油,拿麻袋裝錢,然后,給打井隊(duì)送去。一點(diǎn)一點(diǎn),有了自己的資金,看著家里用麻袋裝的錢,分配不均,用搟面杖同老婆的銅勺子對(duì)打,猶如劇團(tuán)的小快槍!叮叮鐺!叮叮鐺!錢多的數(shù)不過來了!

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    我沒有同父親生活在一起,可是我同打鼓的師傅在一起13年,彌補(bǔ)了沒有父親的遺憾,成就了一段父子一般的緣分!

    每年清明,我上山祭掃,總想起父親,可是,從我的形象記憶里永遠(yuǎn)出現(xiàn)的是三個(gè)打鼓的!我想,我的父親一定和他們一模一樣,好色,好吃,好財(cái)吧!

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